ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via taynastyyy)

(Source: cynicalrunnings, via heyfunniest)

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via heyfunniest)

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via drunk-quarian)

thatfunnyblog:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

thatfunnyblog:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson)

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

(via penissauce)

(Source: susemoji, via penissauce)

iambluedog:

Wish I was as cool as this broccoli

iambluedog:

Wish I was as cool as this broccoli

(Source: wakattactopus, via penissauce)

kyleeisaloudmouth:

“‘Moon River’ was written for her. No one else had ever understood it so completely. There have been more than a thousand versions of ‘Moon River’, but hers is unquestionably the greatest" - Henry Mancini

Yessss

(Source: victoriavardot)

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